One sour note was the stitches required by Torres after a clash of heads with Ryan Shawcross.
This after Jamie Carragher and Martin Skrtel required similar treatment at White Hart Lane on Sunday.
Benitez quipped: "We are at the top of the table now with 23 stitches. Carra, Torres and Skrtel. I haven't seen how many Torres has but I can guarantee you it's about 10."
Then Ferguson will counter his statement, "We are at the top of the table with the most shit. The entire squad got diarrhea and shit a lot before the burnley match. I can guarantee you its a lot of shit because some even shit in their shorts. The players were in no condition for the match."
Just came back from shitting, woah! Feel Im lighter by a few kilos lol.