Originally posted by ratinacage:
if i was in japan
i would be in a band
and sing seedy love songs
to a million screaming female fans
if i was in india
i would be a snake charmer
and blow my flute all nite
and charm the sleeping world
if i was in china
i would be a great power
robbing all the rich
off to feed the poor
if i was in italy
i would be in a mob family
death before dishonor
as i proudly spray my UZI.
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if i was in japan
i would be dropping my pants
and show my favourite bro.
to a million screaming charbors
if i was in india
i would be a roti prata man
spinning my roti like a record
and stripped the bollywood actresses naked
if i was in china
i would be spitting all over
spreading the germs around
pinning gals to the ground
if i was in italy
i would be playing alongside Inzaghi
Scoring goals against rival teams
screwing gals with whipped cream
