jokes
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Bush consulted a hokkien geomancer.
Bush: what is the best time to whack sadam?
Geomancer: 3 am
Bush: why?
Geomancer: Sadam Hussein in hokkien is " Sa Tiam Ho Say".
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Hahaha........
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is it? hahahaOriginally posted by kohanson:Hahaha........
i think someone posted liao..
no idea -
slow la
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hahahaha
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hahahahahahah...
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sorry i beat u to it...
it is posted in House of Fengshui... 
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hahaha..Originally posted by Master -_-:slow la -
hahaOriginally posted by windjammer:sorry i beat u to it... it is posted in House of Fengshui...
its ok uncle wind -
buy u lollipop want??? no strings attached...Originally posted by e|mo:haha
its ok uncle wind -
Busted by Phone
A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned that there was a car phone in it.
The policeman taking the report called the car phone, and told the guy who answered, that he had read the ad in the newspaper and wanted to buy the car.
They arranged to meet, and the thief was arrested. -
elmo read wan pao, pple report in lian he zao bao liao
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Truly Strange
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."
The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing,
for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone.
Howecer, he suggested an alternative: Here lies a man who was
both honest and a lawyer. That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark:
"That's Strange". -
so good? zhun boh?Originally posted by windjammer:buy u lollipop want??? no strings attached... 
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sori bt i dn understand the jokes
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which one?Originally posted by Xiao Long Nu:sori bt i dn understand the jokes
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Talking To God
A man was taking it easy, laying on the grass and looking up the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God.
"God," he said, "how long is a million years?"
God answered, "In my frame of reference, it's about a minute."
The man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God answered, "To me, it's a penny."
The man then asked, "God, can I have a penny?"
God answered, "In a minute." -
Rest Room
A drunk guy staggers into a church. He sits down in a confession
box but says nothing.
The priest coughs to get his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall to get the man to speak.
The drunk replies, "No use knocking pal, there's no paper in this one either." -
still the same old answer.... believe or not up to you...Originally posted by e|mo:so good? zhun boh? -
okokOriginally posted by windjammer:still the same old answer.... believe or not up to you...
where's my lolly? -
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yesh?Originally posted by Flight Cadet Officer: -
BP
A caterpillar was looking to hitch a ride, when it finally found a family of bees. It hopped onto the bees' car and began the journey.
Throughout the journey, the car stopped at intervals and Papa Bee kept on getting off the car to pee into the fuel tank. The caterpillar saw this and got curious.
The car ran and stopped, ran and stopped, and finally when the car stopped again, the caterpillar got down the car and peed into the fuel tank.
Papa Bee then asked, "What are you doing? This car only runs on Bee Pee!"
Geddit?
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Originally posted by MooKu:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[b]BP
A caterpillar was looking to hitch a ride, when it finally found a family of bees. It hopped onto the bees' car and began the journey.
Throughout the journey, the car stopped at intervals and Papa Bee kept on getting off the car to pee into the fuel tank. The caterpillar saw this and got curious.
The car ran and stopped, ran and stopped, and finally when the car stopped again, the caterpillar got down the car and peed into the fuel tank.
Papa Bee then asked, "What are you doing? This car only runs on Bee Pee!"
Geddit?[/b] -
x 2Originally posted by Master -_-:HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA